franticrage:

I need oreos in my life today

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via immortal-lord-godsmoke)

kartari:

hey if you’re a gay guy and you grope a girl bc you think it’s funny or whatever i really truly don’t care that you’re not sexually attracted to women that’s a weak excuse for violating someone’s personal space and you know it

(via chinupsandchocolate)